Yesterday I learned 2 things about the Bible.
1. The Bible says that the United States was never supposed to exist and that when the world comes to an end, the safest place to be is in Russia.
I asked if this was a Bible written in the Soviet time that this person read or not, to which the other passengers in the car responded, “Yes, it’s true! I’ve heard that, too”. Ok, that still didn’t answer the question…
2. The Bible says that when presented with doors of opportunity, it is best to take the tightest one because that will give you the most happiness.
Now I have to start planning ahead for what to do in July and figure out which doors are the tightest… and that will be my fate.